If your plan is to defraud countless people out of their hard-earned money, you better first look the part. You want to get away with an international scheme like this? Then start with picking up a comb and ironing your shirt.
Most people are, by their very nature, trusting. But that can all change when they gaze at your 5 o’clock shadow and wrinkled tee. You want to be taken seriously? Then dress like it. There’s a reason why they call it “white collar crime.” Something you can’t exactly do without a collar.
This type of plot doesn’t end at the dry cleaners. You need to go several steps further if you want to stay several steps ahead of the ongoing investigation. A pocket watch never hurt anyone. Unless the chain itself was long enough to lasso and then trip you on the way to the washroom.
Going to the Bahamas is the right idea though. There you don't have to worry about wearing a suit and tie. And handcuffs come in every color.
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