That's Bananas

This is a travesty, it’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham, of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham...of an absurdity of a falsity of a yarn, of a falsity of an absurdity of three jokes of a yarn, of a parody of a fakery of a myth, of a fakery of a parody of four fables of a myth, of a fiction of a fabrication of a farce, of a fabrication of a fiction of five rumors of a farce, of a lampoonery of a pasquinade of a ruse, of a pasquinade of a lampoonery of six half-truths of a ruse, of a charade of an invention of a fraud, of an invention of a charade of seven tales of a fraud, of mendacity of perfidy of perjury and canard, of exaggeration of insincerity of idiocy and flaws, of dishonesty of duplicity of deception and deceit, of dissembling of dissimulating of double-dealing and disgrace, of blither of blather and blether, of tittle-tattle of tattle-tittle and twaddle, of babble of gabble of chinwag and prattle, of yatter of natter of yackety-yak and clack, of yabber of slabber of waffle and gab, of chatter of patter of gossip and gas, of chitchat of kaffeeklatsch of palaver and dreck, of bavardage of scuttlebutt of mendacity and yak, of yammer of stammer of stutter and spit, of drivel of dribble of slobber and drool, of slaver of gibber of jabber and bunk, of ramble of rumble of burble and buzz, of nonsense of malarkey of rubbish and rot, of hooey of phooey of piffle and tripe, of gibberish of balderdash of bunkum and blah, of poppycock of tommyrot of blarney and bosh, of mumbo of jumbo of claptrap and tosh, of hogwash of flapdoodle of gobbledygook and bull, of bilge of guff of bushwa and cod, of hocus of pocus of gammon and wack, of baloney of jargon of codswallop and trash, of wrongs of inaccuracies of delusions and dodges, of errors of mistakes of illusions and faults, of ifs of ands of buts and lies. And lies.

Lots and lots of lies.