When two deeply unlikable television personalities lose their jobs on the same day, not only does it reinforce the existence of a deeply mischievous and hilarious God, but also it provides the recently sacked a chance at reinvention. For these two idiots of the idiot box, the world is their oyster and food poisoning remains a relatively minor risk. So what’s in store for these two talking heads?
Steely Dumb
The duo could tour in the vein of 70s jazz rock heroes.
The Fraud Couple
Felix and Oscar have nothing on these two political pundits, especially when they move into a Brooklyn flophouse. Just think of the high jinks when these two rivals become bunk mates. Arguments over dishes, a night light’s luminosity, and who takes out the trash.
Buddy Cop Out
Who wouldn’t want to see these two dipping doughnuts in coffee on a late-night stakeout?
Immoral and Hardy
I would pay good money (not mine, but through a series of shrewd tax write-offs) to see the two work the stage for an old timey comedy routine.
Ring Dings
When debate ends, punching begins. Charter a dinghy into international waters for a bareknuckle boxing match between TV hosts. Think they have big heads now? Just take a look after the swelling.
You’ll notice there’s one intentional omission from the above list. Podcast. I think we exceeded our quota long, long ago.
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