The Zapruder film plays on a small television set…
Meathead: Listen, Arch. I have it all figured out.
Archie: What? Then why do you still have a mustache?
Meathead: I’m talking about The Kennedy assassination. After all these years, it finally makes sense to me. I’ve been doing all my own research.
Archie: I suppose it’s easy to find the time if you don’t got a job.
Meathead: The findings of the Warren Commission just don’t add up. I’ve been looking into things.
Archie: Would you look into the fridge and grab me a cold one?
Meathead: I’m being serious.
Archie: So am I.
He goes into the kitchen and gets a can of beer.
Meathead: Only saps believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
Archie: I never liked Marines. So if not him, then who?
Meathead: It was the CIA, the Mafia, the Cubans…
Archie: That school book depository would get pretty crowded with all those people.
Meathead: They weren’t all there at once. It was a conspiracy.
Archie: Fancy word. You learn that in the library?
Meathead: No…
Archie: What makes you think you got all the answers, smart guy?
Meathead: I did my homework. You gotta trust me on this one.
Archie: I can trust you about as far as I can throw you. That’s not a bad idea.
Meathead: When are you gonna wake up, Arch?
Archie: After my nap. Which reminds me. Let’s table until dinner.
Archie goes upstairs.
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