Getting puddle water splashed over your hardly waterproof jacket by a careless driver.
Having a pigeon defecate on your finely pressed pants.
Losing your place in a book.
Sleeping in a room that dips below a delicious 68 degrees Fahrenheit.
Waking up to the screeching sound of a starling burrowing its way into your eaves.
Forgetting to tip the valet.
Settling for a glass of Chartreuse yellow because Chartreuse green is unbelievably out of stock.
Making a billion dollars on a movie without receiving an Oscar nod.
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