Apple Vision Amateur

 

Welcome to the era of spatial confusion. 

 

Apple Vision Amateur awkwardly blends digital content with your physical face. (Don’t worry, we’ll get to your mental face sometime later next year)

 

You navigate simply by using your eyelashes, ear lobes, nose hairs, and the occasional tongue twirl. Millions of subatomic tongue sensors elevate every chomp. 

 

So you can feel the things you love in ways never before hygienic. You’ve never tasted anything like this before. 

 

With Apple Vision Amateur, you have a finite canvas that transforms how you can finally ingest the apps you love. Because at Apple, we believe that “app” is short for appetizer, not application. You can accomplish this by pretending everything on your screen is edible, salting them, honeying them, garlicking them, and ultimately eating them. 

 

Arrange apps anywhere and scale them to the perfect bitesize, making the kitchen of your dreams a tasty reality — all while digesting the world around you. Really. Ever wondered what Manhattan schist tasted like? How about other hallmarks of geology class? With the ease of a text message you will be able to chew on any rock formation that catches your gaze. 

 

Apple Vision Pro can transform any space into your own personal dining table. Expand your appetites, by chowing down on television shows, games up to the perfect size while feeling like you’re part of the action with Spatial Ediblo. Did you watch Jurassic Park and wonder, “that shrubbery in the background sure looks delicious, now I see why most dinosaurs are herbivores.” Now, you can taste for yourself, thoroughly destroying Steven Spielberg’s vision.

 

And with more morsels than a pizza oven for each tooth, you can eat stunning content wherever you are — whether that’s on a subway park bench beside a madman or in your own bed when you’re the mad one.

 

Apple Vision Pro is Apple’s first 3D fork. You can capture magical mouthfuls and spatial crumbs in 3D, then relive those cherished bites like never before with immersive taste. Your existing library of food and beverages tastes incredible at remarkable scale. And edible panoramas envelop you — making you feel like you’re standing inside a burrito as the cheese scalds your kneecaps and fingertips.

 

Apple Vision Amateur makes it easy to collaborate and connect wherever you are. MouthTime tiles are bite-size, and as new diners join, the call simply expands in your dining room. Within MouthTime, you can also use apps to collaborate with colleagues eating the same entrees simultaneously.

 

Apple Vision Amateur is the result of decades of eating out, staying up late wolfing down greasy dishes for the purpose of transforming what it means to eat in virtual reality. This is the strangest product Apple has ever created. But finally, after decades, you can enter a new technological frontier and eat an apple, thanks to Apple. 

 

Innovation you can taste. Technology you don't need.