Before we get started, I want to thank everyone for taking time out of their busy day to sit in a stuffy room for four to five hours assisting us with marketing research. It's an essential part of the process that we can't live without. You going to watch a few videos, fill out a forms, and talk openly about what you've seen and heard.
When will our checks clear?
Last day of the month.
What's this?
That's a projector. We're not going to need it. Everything is digital.
Pretty cool, though. I remember these. Got any slides laying around?
People, people, try not to touch anything. There's a night school that uses this room after us.
It's unlocked. Nice.
Don't go in there. That's private. It says, "private." Everyone get back to your seats. Please, I'm begging you.
The window opens. I repeat, the window opens. We could use a little fresh air in here. So stuffy.
Stay inside. That's a major liability to have you out on the ledge.
Follow me. I can hoist people up.
Where are you going? That's not safe. We have a lot of work to do and my bosses are paying you.
Oh, look, a bird. Quick, someone catch it. Watch out ----!
I knew I should've given them Adderall. I guess I learned something.
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