J. Christ

Clothes make the Messiah – not the other way around. You think our Boy was the only miracle worker wandering around the Holy Land at the time? There were others. But they weren’t like him. They may have had the same power to heal, but lacked any pious sense of fashion. What’s the use in turning water into wine if you don’t have any taste to begin with? No eucharist, no reward. Shop at our sacred store to discover more. Because there's no telling when these prices will return. 

For the prophet who has nothing, here’s a little something extra. For the nomad who spends his days hoofing it, here’s some fancy footwear. There’s no rule that says you have to be selfless and uncomfortable. For the serial baptizer who spends his days by the sea, here’s an article of clothing that's also an article of faith - as well as being supremely waterproof. Who wants to waste precious time washing robes on a rough-hewn rock? 

Our newest Fashions of the Cross should make shopping at J. Christ your next crusade. Get savings that actually save. Exodus with the old, in with the New Testament. Where the conversions aren’t simply a matter of sales. Since you’ve already heard the good news, here’s some better news. Open-toed sandals are half-off until Monday. Enjoy discounted shearling jackets and sweaters handmade by the Prince of Fleece from his personal Loom of God – perfect garments for any good shepherd. Bless our vests, too.  

But it’s not only the latest fads down here at My Father’s Warehouse. Because we’ve mastered the ability to rebrand throwback styles, breathing new life into outfits from an earlier epoch. These pieces aren’t just retro, they’re resurrectro. Destined to be Worn-Again. Part of our Haute-Savior Collection with crucifixes that don't just look sharp.

It’s about time Good Friday became Great Friday. And all it takes is one glance at our latest brochure to change the story. We’re here to help you tie up any loose theological threads and achieve sartorial sanctity. Markdowns that aren't theoretical - they're practically evangelical. Come Sunday and we'll orthodock off another 15% any item in flock.

Godly garb. Apostolic attire. Divine dress. Faithful fashions. Saintly apparel that’s a real Revelation. 

Love thy wardrobe. Clothes from J. Christ. 

Find all your holy fashion needs for Easter Sunday either in-store or online at our E-mmanuel digital shop. Don't wait to become a member of our pilate program and join our exclusive Disciple Club today - for ecclesiastic offers, heavenly wholesale, and sinless sales, all delivered straight to your inbox. 

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