It’s a weird thing, the blog writing non-business. The truth of the matter is, I’m not the only person involved in writing this daily screed. It’s anything but a solo effort. There are many individuals who until today have remained nameless. They will continue to remain faceless, but that’s their choice. I am simply here to set the record straight. Every morning I get up and contact this list of hard working people. Type A personalities who help make this blog what it is today and prevent it from turning into what it isn’t.
Executive Traducer
Irwin Winker
First Assistant Hectorer
Pest Anderson
Sounds Good Effects Supervisor
Cate Play
Blunt Coordinator
Dean Brusk
Makeup Stuff Artist
Connie Jurer
Still Photographers after all these years
Diane Airbus
Boom Operators
T. Entee
Bang Operators
Tim Pani
Crash Operators
Commander E.S. Cape
Keyboard Grip
Allen Qwerty
Gabbers
Telecom Savalas
Site Decorators
George “Geo” Cities
Set Dresser
Wes Elm
Set Drawers
Potter E. Barn
Intellectual Prop Masters
Cop E. Wright
N. Fringe
Destruction Grip
Armie Wrestling
Construction Stranglehold
The Gambino Mime Family
Chief Carpenter
Jesus
Editors
Blob Gottlieb
Re-Rewriting Engineers
Richard Fine Man
Hotairstylists
Helium
Special Affects Department
Sinn Feign
Vocation Managers
Bill Burnback
Ghosting Writer
Ted Borenson
Arts and Craft Service
Mark Ara
First Aid
Chimera Barton
Second Aid
Ed Rash (Nurse)
Transportation Coordinators
Wario Andretti
Assistant to Mr. Mosier
Dan Sing
Bad Publicity
Reed Urs
Lack of Research
Doris Kearns Badwin
Special Thanks
You
Special You’re Welcomes
Me
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