Any unfamiliar with standard labor negotiations, tense and often acrimonious, are mystified that onions go on strike. But they do. They see how they’re treated by the careless and thoughtless among us.
Onions have many varieties, but they are far behind the garlic in terms of cultural relevance. Claims of healing as well as spiritual power are part of garlic’s successful public relations campaign. Everyone knows that should you come face-to-face with a vampire, garlic is what you’ll need.
Explains why onions lay low from time to time. They go rotten and watch see how long we can survive on powder alone.
They wonder if the same technology used to grow meat in a lab will one day be used to grow them. And onions fret, hoping to show garlic lovers everywhere what they’d miss if they stopped showing up to work.
On the bright side, you won’t smell them when they’re gone.
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