Tuesday, June 4, 2024

Asap's fables

 

The boy cried wolf because his tear ducts were damaged in a suspicious accident.   

 

The tortoise unsurprisingly beat the hare in a footrace, even though that doesn’t constitute winning given it wasn’t an event sanctioned by any recognized roadrunners club. 

 

The wolf and the crane involved serial OHSA violations at a nearby construction site. 

 

The fly in the soup ushered in the concept of complimentary dessert as a means of avoiding a lawsuit. 

 

The frogs and the sun promote the importance of hats and/or sunscreen. 

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