Monday, June 3, 2024

It doesn't add up

 

If it’s really surf and turf, why isn’t the meal served on a surfboard? 

 

Why isn’t it socially acceptable to throw throw pillows at houseguests? 

 

What’s the connection between peaty distilled spirits and barely adhesive tape? 

 

Since baseball players use a baseball, basketball players use a basketball, football players use a football, why do hockey players use a “puck”?

 

Why does L.L. Bean make camping equipment and other outdoor accoutrements when bean is in the name? 

 

Is there a good reason marble notebooks and marble rye are not made with marble?


Of all the creatures that fly why does a fly get to be called a fly? 

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