Maybe Bullion Bob Menendez and I got off on the wrong foot. Because I like that the man stores his money in a large boot. For too long, we’ve listened to the crypto cowboys and their cashless compadres rail against cold, hard greenbacks. When tucking money in your shoe is a beachfront classic. A timeless act of summertime subterfuge. Who hasn’t curled up a few crisp Andy Jacksons after receiving change from a surfside hot dog vendor? But if it’s gold bars you’re hiding, I’d consider a cooler over footwear.
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