Thursday, March 21, 2024

Unless You’re British…

 

You shouldn’t use words like “whilst.”

 

You shouldn’t sign off emails with “cheers.”

 

Or talk about the Queen, unless you are referring to Burger King’s significant other.

 

The phrase “teatime” should refer to golfing.

 

Your friends can’t also be chaps.


Bowler hats are what you wear while bowling.

 

You aren’t required to understand why all the politicians yell at each other so much. 

 

You’re not familiar with what a crumpet is and you aren’t about to find out.

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