Can't Culture

Dude, you can’t say that. You can’t spell that. You can’t sound like that. You can’t whistle that. You can’t hum that. You can’t sing that. You can’t nod along to that. You can’t listen to that. You can’t laugh at that. And no, you can’t appreciate that.

Guy, you can’t eat that. You can’t cook that. You can’t prepare that. You can’t feed birds that. You can’t drink that. You can’t blend that. You can’t fry that. You can’t broast that. You can’t garnish that. Sorry, you can’t enjoy that.

Friend, you can’t wear that. You can’t try on that. You can’t understand that. You can’t believe that. You can’t think that. You can’t decide that. You can’t buy that. You can’t sell that. You can’t borrow that. Excuse me, but you can’t see that.

Buddy, you can’t watch that. You can’t make that. You can’t paint that. You can’t sculpt that. You can’t brush that. You can’t mold that. You can’t fold that. You can’t hold that. You can’t crease that. Look, you can’t be that.

Pal, you can’t sew that. You can’t cut that. You can’t clean that. You can’t dust that. You can’t rust that. You can’t trust that. You can’t wash that. You can’t like that. You can’t have that. Oh, and you can’t know that.

Bro, you can’t build that. You can’t boycott that. You can’t assemble that. You can’t play that. You can’t want that. You can’t love that. You can’t mean that. You can’t hear that. You can’t read that. Um, you can’t remember that.

Fella, you can’t joke about that. You can’t make light of that. You can’t ignore that. You can’t call attention to that. You can’t talk about that. You can’t avoid that. You can’t ask that. You can’t criticize that. Yeah, you can’t question that.   

Well, you can't pray to that. You can't draw that. You can't wish that. You can't get that. You can't give that. You can't belatedly gift that. You can't reupholster that. You can't vacuum that. Of course, you can’t protest that.

Why, you can’t frame that. You can’t name that. You can’t tape that. You can’t drape that. You can’t weigh that. You can’t feature that. You can’t teach that. You can’t leech that. You can’t name that. Huh? You can’t hope for that.

Hey, you can’t etch that. You can’t sketch that. You can’t caricature that. You can’t boil that. You can’t spoil that. You can’t burn that. You can’t spurn that. You can’t turn that. You can’t learn that. Pardon? You can’t be inspired by that.

Boss, you can’t smell that. You can’t smell that? You can’t smell like that. You can’t smell because of that. You can’t inhale that. You can’t exhale that. You can’t ingest that. You can’t change that. You can’t change your clothes because of that. And you can’t smell that (on your clothes).

I can't finish that. But did I just write all that?

Oops.