Money may not buy you happiness, but it’s good for pretty much everything else. However, obtaining money is routinely a slog. Some out there aren’t so confident in their ability to do so. I’m here to give you a shortcut that anyone, anywhere can follow.
No, it doesn’t start with a college or even high school degree. You don’t need an internship, an apprenticeship, or any other type of ship. You won’t need a job either. Full-time, part-time, whatever-time, it’s not important. You really want money? You crave it? You want it pouring out of your wallet?
Consider counterfeiting. Now, I realize this is a criminal act, but if you place it within the honorable history of civil disobedience, it’s not so bad. Putting yourself in the same category as King and Gandhi is a great way to ignore the obvious felonies you’re racking up with each passing day. You can’t argue this point though: the best way to make money is to make money. You’re your own boss. Do you need a nice copier? Sure. Do you need start-up capital? Without question. Does having spare clothespins make your life easier? I’m guessing yes.
Printing money is something every country does and we act as if that isn’t an artificial act. The only difference is they have the manpower and the veneer of respectability. Whether you’re making gin in your tub or buying it from a liquor store, it’s still alcohol. Why should money be any different?
It’s not that counterfeiting isn’t possible in the digital post-cash age. It’s that it is hardly as romantic. Adding zeroes to your account through a clever computer glitch doesn’t have the same cache as admiring the green wrinkles on Ben Franklin’s face. Not that I’m speaking from personal experience or anything.
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