With Joey Chestnut winning his 16th Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating contest (in some quarters it’s known as a voluntary IQ test) in Coney Island, consuming sixty-two hot dogs, it’s fair to wonder what else could have been done with that many tubed meat sticks.
Feed them to sixty-two different hot dogs, hungry pooches panting due to the excessive heat.
Petition to have the hot dogs encased in the Greenwich England, at the Public Standards of Length, creating a new unit of measurement: the chestnut.
Install kosher wind chimes on your deck or enclosed porch, that flap against each other during the slightest summer breeze.
Create thirty-one edible num-chuks.
Flotation device for use at municipal pools, busy estuaries, and decent sized puddles.
Build a garden trellis for use in a botanical wonderland.
Honestly, you can do anything you want with sixty-two hot dogs but eat them.
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