Hi there. Glad to see you again. Not in the corporeal sense, but in a slightly more ethereal way now that I’ve entered your crowded email inbox. Here’s the deal, last night you stopped by “Rings ‘n Things” a regional fast-food destination specializing in onion rings and other edible things. You ordered three baskets of onion rings with special Paul Onion sauce and two buckets of things. The entire order took eight minutes and thirteen seconds to prepare. You and your party demolished every morsel in under three minutes and thirty-six seconds. You ran out of napkins twice. You cleared your thought a few times and nearly lost your balance walking to the parking lot.
So, how’d we do? We rely on surveys for bonuses, menu additions and competitions at weekly corporate retreats. Your words, scripture. Your actions, sacrament. And you'll be automatically entered to win a raffle of some kind.
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