Did you watch last night’s debate?
No, I didn’t catch it, it was on too late.
But didn’t you hear, it went great?
No, I had too much on my plate.
Almost every answer was first rate.
But I’ve lost respect for the fourth estate.
That’s okay, I’ll do you a favor and annotate
There’s still too much time to bloviate
Still want me to automate?
There’s not much to celebrate
Anything else to resonate?
Neither that nor resuscitate
Any faith in the welfare state?
Am I allowed to vacillate?
Only if you want another Watergate
Wouldn’t want to overstate
You’d be surprised what the public will tolerate
Do you care about either running mate?
I’d rather defibrillate.
Ya know, some watch just to commiserate.
Sounds better to evacuate
What if they incriminate?
Exonerate, consecrate or indoctrinate?
Not much left to disseminate
Lots to capitulate
Or impersonate?
Usually gesticulate and berate
What is there left to evaluate?
Are we supposed to donate?
To whom: the newish candidate?
Or the future inmate?
But by not watching, I don’t need to recuperate.
Maybe next cycle, I’ll recalculate
It’s not exactly hate
But it might’ve been something I ate.
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