Getting into business school is a complicated combination of test scores and character recommendations. This is none of that. These are rules, which when adopted, guarantee success. The MBA is at a crisis point. Thankfully, there are new alternatives to the staid world of handshakes and sport coats. I’m sure people looked askance at The Buddha when he first delivered his four noble truths. It’s amazing he stopped at four. I don’t know much about enlightenment, but I could’ve gone on and on. The end happened to coincide with the end of my intermittent fasting.
Start with money. Making something is easier when you don’t have nothing. Did you know that a billion is more than a million?
Marry a celebrity. If that doesn’t work, date a celebrity. If that doesn’t work, pretend to date or marry a celebrity. Of course, this only works if you’re a celebrity, too.
Privacy is a myth. Whatever you do in private is better done in public. That includes raising your children, dealing with
Be tangentially connected to the “crime of the century.” There’s a lot of time left in the 21st century for this to happen. Operative word: tangential. You shouldn’t be driving the getaway car or destroying evidence. Let a relative do that.
Be relatable. This is usually accomplished with using standard camera angles in personal photos.
Make it, self. The American Dream is not being a self-made, it’s pretending you’re self-made. Anyone can do that.
Star in a movie. No matter how low budget it is. Exposure is exposure regardless of the aperture.
You don’t have to be able to spell entrepreneur to be one. That second “r” always gets me too.
Be your own brand. Coke, Pepsi, anything that’s just waiting explode.
Connect with people. Or, better yet, like spoiled milk, go right through them.
Lastly, remember it’s business, not personality.
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