At Traitor Joe’s, we aim to please, even if our loyalty can be questioned – and is nearly every morning by the many delivery trucks waiting to off load expired product in our undersized parking lot. But that shouldn't stop you from starting your day off with our famous Eggs Benedict Arnold, a hostile blend of eggs, ham, and disreputability. Et tu, fruit? That’s what we figured. So enjoy our wide selection of Fruitus juice to wash down the shame, all served with knives instead of straws.
With lunch time fast approaching, why not sit down for the legendary Rosenburger? That's two very, very well done hamburger patties. Don’t eat beef? That’s okay. There’s always the Chicken Thigh Fawkes, roasted, masked, and marinated with a light dusting of gunpowder.
What if you’ve eaten already, betraying your friends who were looking forward to a meal of togetherness and fellowship? That’s not a problem. Try a dish of Kim Philberts and say you haven’t been feeling well. It works every time. Or maybe something green like our classic Saladrich Ames.
Kompromac & Cheese is part of a big culinary rollout for the fall. But we’ll see if we can surprise anyone and avoid the leaks of the past. While our speciality is treachery, taste is still paramount. Look for our nutirional snacks under the name, Health Foodas Iscariot, at bodegas near you. May your next feast be HMS bountiful.
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