In the Knick of Time

 

It’s a shame James Dolan owns the Knicks and Rangers. Not because he’s a bad owner, but because his natural abilities are wasted in the lowly stewardship of two professional sports teams. With incomparable pettiness and vindictiveness, the man deserves a small country of his own. You’re telling me there isn’t a lesser Antille that could lend its borders to Jimmy D? How about a place like Liechtenstein? He shouldn’t waste his time arguing with the State Liquor Authority when he could be fighting guerrilla forces in the jungle somewhere.