When installing cable for a certain provider, is it okay to say, “I’m on the Spectrum?”
How many times a day are we allowed to say “climate change, huh” when discussing the weather?
How many people who “just read a book” actually consumed the audio book over the course of a long commute?
What’s more annoying: someone talking on speakerphone in public or someone in a headphone stupor, mindlessly pushing their way through the world?
If Picasso was a great artist and a bad guy, how many bad artists are great guys?
Why is it extra to have a side salad when it’s basically rearranged grass?
Why do sports fans use the first-person plural pronoun and wear jerseys of other people?
What year will saying “I can’t wait to put my feet up on a plush ottoman” become offensive?
Forget robots, aren't most people artificially intelligent?
And didn’t most Hollywood writers stop writing years ago?
No comments:
Post a Comment