Something You Can Bank On

I have a bank. But I don't have a vault. 

I have capital, but no principles. 

I have an honorary chair but no actual desk

I have terrible ideas and worse aspirations. 

I have dishonest friends.

 

I have unscrupulous employees.

 

I have lots of your money and none of mine.

 

I have an ill-fitting suit and unkempt hair.

 

I have ambition and no intellect.

 

I have receipts that absolve me of any wrongdoing. 

 

I like to make bold statements, preferably with more of your money. 

 

I don’t make mistakes that can’t be papered over with a few billion. 

 

I have no shame.