Recently, it’s come to my attention that many people say things without thinking. In other words, it’s become apparent that a larger number of individuals don’t consider what comes out of their mouth. As someone working in the illumination business, I had a bright idea. Make a list of those problematic phrases that are no longer acceptable. Giving people a chance to adapt before it’s too late.
Hit the Lights
Now why would you want to do that? What did the lights ever do to you? This is violent, hostile imagery and evokes a dangerous, forceful act. Consider replacing with Consensually Touch the Lights.
Dim the Lights
When I was a schoolboy, poor students were often referred to as dim bulbs. But as anyone who has ever sat in an overly bright room, there’s nothing wrong with dimness. In fact, it can be much nicer, far easier on the eyes. The problem with this phrase is that not ever light switch contains a dimmer. It’s like asking a person with no feet to kick you a soccer ball. A real faux pas. Lighten the Lights is positive, if only slightly less clear.
Kill the Lights
This is a major no-no. Thou Shalt Not Kill – it’s in the Bible, for God’s sake. Killing is illegal. Why would it be any different here. Think about saying Help the Lights instead.
Now you could follow these rules to a T. Or you could choose to make light of them.
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