Monday, April 8, 2024

Other Things You Shouldn’t Stare At

 

 

People picking their nose. They’re liable to flick something at you out of sheer embarrassment.

 

Cars with more than one broken window. It could be the scene of an ongoing investigation, or a crime being committed. 

 

Dogs that’s snarling, licking themselves, or sticking its head out of an open car window. 

 

Anyone talking to themselves, lest their refocus their monologue on you.

 

Raw oysters or clams. It’s best just to eat them and be done with it. Smell if you have to, but don’t stare.

 

Chain-link fences.

 

Prison buses.

 

A diner menu. You should know what they offer by now. 

 

Certain fruits and vegetables. 

 

Anyone playing pickleball. 

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