1. February is still the shortest month, unworthy of our love and admiration
2. And it’s still annoying to spell and pronounce
3. People talk about leap days on leap days
4. People make jokes about leap days
5. People talk about leap years
6. People make jokes about leap years
7. “Time is artificial”
8. The word leap is too close to the word “creep”
9. It feels like cheating
10. Is it the best we can do?
11. It’s a leap of idiotic faith
12. It's the same people who complain about daylight savings
13. There's always some person born on a leap day pretending they are somehow still young
14. Just because you celebrate your technical birthday every four years doesn't mean you are actually younger than anyone else in your peer group
15. Stores selling things they couldn't sell during Presidents' Weekend
16. No one talks about the leap days on other planets
17. It's never explained how the leap year figures into Punxsutawney Phil's annual outing
18. 29 is a prime number
19. It doesn't give you more time to do anything
20. February 29th isn't even a holiday
21. You have to work when it falls during the week
22. February 30th sounds much cooler
23. When is St. Patrick's Day again?
24. Is it springtime yet?
25. An extra day deserves a new name existing outside the seven day structure
26. I don't like what it does to watches
27. I don’t like what it does to calendars
28. It honestly doesn’t make any sense
29. My solution would be to add two extra hours to every mont
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